Funny story I was having a nightmare where I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling and I discovered that I am a nigger and I’m circumcised. Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver’s licence photo and it was that same color, black. I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair. But it’s a wheelchair. That means, of course, besides being black and Nigerian, I’m also disabled. I said to myself, aloud “This is impossible! It’s impossible that I should be black and Nigerian and disabled” “It’s the pure and holy truth,” whispers someone from behind me. I turn around, and it’s my boyfriend. Just what I needed. I am a homosexual and on top of that, with a boyfriend with alot of tribal marks, probably a Yoruba. Oh my God. Black, Nigerian, disabled, gay with a Yoruba boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive. Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and oh no, I’m bald. The telephone rings. it’s my brother. He is saying, ‘Since Mum and Dad died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless cunt’ Mum? Dad? Nooooo … Now I’m also an unemployed orphan. I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Nigerian, disabled, gay with a Yoruba boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan, but he doesn’t get it. Frustrated, I hang up. With tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses. There is trash everywhere. Besides being black, Nigerian, disabled, a fairy with a Yoruba boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, I live in a crappy neighborhood. At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, ‘Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, it’s time to go. The Arsenal game starts in an hour.’ NoOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Say it isn’t so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, drug-addicted, Nigerian homosexual who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Yoruba boyfriend. But please don’t tell me I support Arsenal